Inability to focus on ones surroundings due to overattending your cellular device. Oblivious to outside stimuli whilst talking, texting or otherwise engaging in cell phone use.
She ran into that car while texting on her phone, She was REALLY lost in cellphoria.
This one time at the theaters we went to go see Free Willy and later this little kid was having cetaphobia everytime Free Willy shows up on the screen.
A dangerous, yet increasingly common condition in which a person constantly hears (or feels) their cellphone going off. But, alas, it is just their deluded imagination at work.
Researchers have concluded that the most reliable cure for cellphonia is to completely cut-off all contact with cellular devices. At present time, rehabilitation centers are being constructed to help patients move quickly and effectively through their treatment.
Jesse: So are we hitting the skate park now or what?
Brandon: Yeah sure...oh wait a sec... my cell is ringing *(pulls out phone) Oh wait, never mind, I mistakenly thought it was....
Jesse: Dude! That's like the eighth time in the last fifteen minutes you've made that mistake! I think you've got yourself a serious case of Cellphonia!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.