Inability to focus on ones surroundings due to overattending your cellular device. Oblivious to outside stimuli whilst talking, texting or otherwise engaging in cell phone use.

She ran into that car while texting on her phone, She was REALLY lost in cellphoria.

Cellphoria by Mykie G August 8, 2010

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Cielphobia

Ciel phobia is a social media influencer mostly posting about how cute grell or sbesatian is or something I don't know I don't watch fag shows laugh

Hey have you seen cielphobias new video
No, they're bakas 👎

Cielphobia by Mrs ryuzaki February 21, 2021

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Cetaphobia

Someone who fears of whales and the movie Free Willy.

This one time at the theaters we went to go see Free Willy and later this little kid was having cetaphobia everytime Free Willy shows up on the screen.

Cetaphobia by Lucas_JWF February 4, 2009

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cellphonia

A dangerous, yet increasingly common condition in which a person constantly hears (or feels) their cellphone going off. But, alas, it is just their deluded imagination at work.

Researchers have concluded that the most reliable cure for cellphonia is to completely cut-off all contact with cellular devices. At present time, rehabilitation centers are being constructed to help patients move quickly and effectively through their treatment.

Jesse: So are we hitting the skate park now or what?

Brandon: Yeah sure...oh wait a sec... my cell is ringing *(pulls out phone) Oh wait, never mind, I mistakenly thought it was....

Jesse: Dude! That's like the eighth time in the last fifteen minutes you've made that mistake! I think you've got yourself a serious case of Cellphonia!

Brandon: Shizeh!

cellphonia by MimiPanamy January 20, 2009

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