Celebshitate 

A special type of celebration that occurs after you have taken a gigantic shit. The method of action is, as soon as the disaster falls, you jump in the air as high as possible with a clinched fist while shouting "YEEEEAAAHHHH!!!".

The bathroom floor was painted brown and dripping due to John's most recent celebshit-tion.

Never celebshitate if you have diarrhea. Amanda figured this out the hard way.

Celebshitate by numandina March 10, 2009

celebstitute 

The term used to describe a marginal "celebrity" whose actions make them a regular tabloid/paparazzi target, thus diverting unwanted attention away from legitimate celebrities and allowing them to lead relatively normal lives.

Celebrities living in hot-spots such as Hollywood must be thrilled by the low-hanging-fruit phenomenon of "celebstitution", which keeps the paparazzi chasing reality "stars" while they run errands and drive their kids to school in peace. (Perhaps they should even start a celebstitute fund to ensure that this seemingly bottomless supply of willing distractions is kept spray-tanned and Ed-Hardied to their hearts' content.)

celebstitute by daisydoesit July 24, 2010

celebshitty 

Someone who is famous but is rubbish or you have a low opinion of them or how they became famous

that dude is such a celebshitty, how did they get famous anyway?

celebshitty by jaffaw July 14, 2009

celebritate 

the act of behaving like a celebrity i.e., speaking in a specific way, always being ready for pictures, sharing little to no personal information etc.

This year, I want to learn how to celebritate.

celebritate by thewholeworldussy February 20, 2022