celebstitute 

The term used to describe a marginal "celebrity" whose actions make them a regular tabloid/paparazzi target, thus diverting unwanted attention away from legitimate celebrities and allowing them to lead relatively normal lives.

Celebrities living in hot-spots such as Hollywood must be thrilled by the low-hanging-fruit phenomenon of "celebstitution", which keeps the paparazzi chasing reality "stars" while they run errands and drive their kids to school in peace. (Perhaps they should even start a celebstitute fund to ensure that this seemingly bottomless supply of willing distractions is kept spray-tanned and Ed-Hardied to their hearts' content.)

celebstitute by daisydoesit July 24, 2010

celebstitution 

The term used to describe the creation of an increasingly marginal yet conveniently accessible level of "celebrity"—characterized by those whose actions make them a regular tabloid/paparazzi target, thus diverting unwanted attention away from legitimate celebrities and allowing them to lead relatively normal lives.

Celebrities living in hot-spots such as Hollywood must be thrilled by the low-hanging-fruit phenomenon of celebstitution, which keeps the paparazzi chasing reality "stars" while they run errands and drive their kids to school in peace. (Perhaps they should even consider starting a celebstitute fund to ensure that this seemingly bottomless supply of willing distractions is kept spray-tanned and Ed-Hardied to their hearts' content.)

celebstitution by daisydoesit July 25, 2010

Celebshitate 

A special type of celebration that occurs after you have taken a gigantic shit. The method of action is, as soon as the disaster falls, you jump in the air as high as possible with a clinched fist while shouting "YEEEEAAAHHHH!!!".

The bathroom floor was painted brown and dripping due to John's most recent celebshit-tion.

Never celebshitate if you have diarrhea. Amanda figured this out the hard way.

Celebshitate by numandina March 10, 2009

celebritute 

A celebrity famous only for being a wild party girl or boy. Famous simply for being rich, wild, and usually out of control. Former actors/actresses, who only use their stardom to get into wild parties also qualify. See Also, Celebstitute.

Paris Hilton is SUCH a celebritute. She should hang out with Tara Reid now that Brittany Spears has gone around the bend.

celebritute by marks amoungus January 13, 2008

celebstitution 

In the game of beer pong, when a player leaves a game for more than one shot and another player comes in for their shots it is a celebstitution.

Josh and Drew are playing their friends at beer pong, Drew takes a leave of absence and Sully takes his celebrity shot and he keeps playing for Drew. This is known as a celebstitution.

celebstitution by JermIndian007 December 31, 2009

celebritute 

Definition 1) A celebrity that looks like a prostitute.

Definition 2) A celebrity that whores themselves out.

Madonna's daughter is such a celebritute.

celebritute by First Name Jenny April 15, 2011