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summer child 

someone who is naive and unaware to the horrors of the real world.
"He wouldn't do that, would he?" "Oh, you sweet summer child, of course he would."
summer child by drugdealingshark February 15, 2015

Lana rhoades child 

A child with approximately 5 million dads because their mother did some nasty stuff with them
Person 1: Oh look it’s Lana rhoades child
Person 2: Isn’t that the person with 2752725271525 dads

Hair Child 

the drain clog caused by a mess of pubes and jizz
It's only safe to remove your own Hair Child from the shower -- and it's the right thing to do after a long shower
Hair Child by kmfrayed April 29, 2012

Child sermonizing 

This is the preaching of a naive, but self-righteous person who thinks that they know more about life than others.
The sophomore was child sermonizing about worldwide ills in a way that would be laughable, if not so obnoxious!
Child sermonizing by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

Gnome Child 

Legend has it that he was born too late to explore the earth.

Others claim he was born too soon to explore the galaxy.

For sure, he was born just in time to browse dank memes.
The gnome child says "Don't be a cunt lol"
Gnome Child by </topkek.exe/> December 14, 2015

child molestation

Child molestation is a crime involving a range of indecent or sexual activities between an adult and a child, usually under the age of 14.

For example, not all incidents of child molestation are perpetrated by pedophiles; sometimes the perpetrator has other motives for his or her actions and does not manifest an ongoing pattern of sexual attraction to children. Thus, not all child molestation is perpetrated by pedophiles, and not all pedophiles actually commit child molestation.

There is no single profile that accurately describes or accounts for all child molesters. There are many variables among individuals in terms of their personal characteristics, life experiences, criminal histories, and reasons for committing such offenses. One common misconception is that molested children grow up to become child molesters themselves. But, in fact, most childhood sexual abuse victims do not go on to become perpetrators.
An adult who touches a child inappropriately for sexual gratification is an example of child molestation.