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A wild, young and slightly evil child of the common bee.
Hey man. Look our for that cbild. He gonna sting you and eat your cake.
Cbild. by Lying cake. December 23, 2009
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summer child 

someone who is naive and unaware to the horrors of the real world.
"He wouldn't do that, would he?" "Oh, you sweet summer child, of course he would."
summer child by drugdealingshark February 15, 2015

Lana rhoades child 

A child with approximately 5 million dads because their mother did some nasty stuff with them
Person 1: Oh look it’s Lana rhoades child
Person 2: Isn’t that the person with 2752725271525 dads

Hair Child 

the drain clog caused by a mess of pubes and jizz
It's only safe to remove your own Hair Child from the shower -- and it's the right thing to do after a long shower
Hair Child by kmfrayed April 29, 2012

Child sermonizing 

This is the preaching of a naive, but self-righteous person who thinks that they know more about life than others.
The sophomore was child sermonizing about worldwide ills in a way that would be laughable, if not so obnoxious!
Child sermonizing by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

Gnome Child 

Legend has it that he was born too late to explore the earth.

Others claim he was born too soon to explore the galaxy.

For sure, he was born just in time to browse dank memes.
The gnome child says "Don't be a cunt lol"
Gnome Child by </topkek.exe/> December 14, 2015

child molestation

Child molestation is a crime involving a range of indecent or sexual activities between an adult and a child, usually under the age of 14.

For example, not all incidents of child molestation are perpetrated by pedophiles; sometimes the perpetrator has other motives for his or her actions and does not manifest an ongoing pattern of sexual attraction to children. Thus, not all child molestation is perpetrated by pedophiles, and not all pedophiles actually commit child molestation.

There is no single profile that accurately describes or accounts for all child molesters. There are many variables among individuals in terms of their personal characteristics, life experiences, criminal histories, and reasons for committing such offenses. One common misconception is that molested children grow up to become child molesters themselves. But, in fact, most childhood sexual abuse victims do not go on to become perpetrators.
An adult who touches a child inappropriately for sexual gratification is an example of child molestation.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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