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Pills or tablets
Blue ills are ten, Red ills are twenty, the green ills...you can't have those..those are for me
ills by Conrad June 19, 2003
Words you can keep
Comes from the word Pills. Pills refering to ecstasy pills. Shortened to ills.
Hey what kind of ills you got.
ills by Adam December 29, 2004
Related Words
instead of ily, say ils.
not ily as in, i love you, but ily as the sense of the word with no meaning with the letters.
so. just say ils how it looks, no letters meaning anything
Dude 1: "duude. ily!."
Dude 2: "aw. ills you too!"
ills by lauraistheeshiz June 28, 2010

kim jong ills 

gastro-intestinal distress brought on by the consumption of korean cuisine.
i don't know what they put in that Bibimbap last night, but i got such a case of the kim jong ills there was no living with me for a good 5 hours afterwards.

life ills 

the ups and downs one goes through in life. the stories of your life, negative or positive.
its hard to keep sanity with all these life ills in my brain.
life ills by ola lila May 7, 2008

Life ills 

The desires for power and money. You could play it safe and go to college, get a good job and survive, but you're willing to live life on the edge to get your chance to fuck the world; Things you can become a slave to, e.g. expensive clothes, cars, a big house, flashy lifestyle etc... that you're risking a lot to obtain; Dreams that cost money.

Risking something for your loved one is not a life ill. A life ill is usually a material possession that nobody needs but everyone wants that not everyone is willing to work for.

"Go big or go home."
Mark Zuckerberg dropped out of a prestigious college because he felt he had a chance to do something bigger, he ended up succeeding severely.

A lot of underground rappers will fail, they know that coming up is hard. But they do it for the chance to blow up with the unique skills they have to offer. That shit won't get you anywhere in the working class world but unknown rappers (the ones usually coming from low income neighborhoods) will keep risking it for a chance at a new lifestyle; chasing life ills.
Life ills by C. U. May 21, 2013

illSMOKEallYOURpot

he will literally smoke all of your pot
illSMOKEallYOURpot is here. hide the weed
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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