Having the major shits after a night out at the bar, otherwise known as the "Day After Drinking Shits". Usually used by college girls and guys who nonchalantly want to let their friends know that they're really feeling the hangover the morning after, just not their usually hangover.
Kayla: Holy crap you guys, what happened last night?
Allie: I'm not sure but it must have been fun cause I totally have dads.
Allie: I'm not sure but it must have been fun cause I totally have dads.
by Alladee March 21, 2015
by capitalismluver November 02, 2019
Homie: What happened to you, bro? Why are you broke?
Dude: My dad went for milk 13 years ago and my momma can't afford a great life. F*ck him
Dude: My dad went for milk 13 years ago and my momma can't afford a great life. F*ck him
by Anonymousmf123 February 04, 2020
The acronym for "day after drinking shits" applied to the morning bowel movements following a night of binge drinking. Usually dark black or green depending on the type of drink. Usually more liduidy than a normal piece stool.
"hey Ryan, Come check out the DADS i left in the toilet, I must have been drinking hypnotic last night"
by Devin B June 12, 2006