Catlest

means women phone numbers

Put all ya women in ya catlest.

by Allahatopia November 22, 2018

caelesti

A hacker group founded by offshoots of g00ns.net
Founded in late 2010 by a girl going by the moniker "Athena," the caelesti hack accounts of users on various forum sites and facebook, ddos & hijack websites and post personal information of targeted users; sometimes going as far as to shut down computers and even force people to commit suicide on camchat websites such as tinychat & chat roulette.
They have a hashtag notification system which they use to contact others from different sites. Many of the members go by names of Greek gods. Many of them stay fairly undercover, making sure rarely to use their real names, however it has been speculated that several of the members are affiliated with LulzSec. Their theme song is "Me and My Goons" by Plies.

Robert: "How did Michelle die?"
John: "The caelesti ruined her life and made her kill herself on cam."
Robert: "Those are some mean motherfuckers."

by Kyle Brovlovski October 30, 2011

Calesta

She's seriously the most amazing girl ever. She's gorgeous, funny, sweet, and just plain awesome. She doesn't really see her self the way other people do. She feels like she's letting everyone down, for no good reason at all. She has alot of friends, but only a few know the real her. She doesn't need drugs to have fun. All the guys want her. She doesn't have the best life at home, but she doesn't let that get her down. She always has fun. Everyone wants to be with her 24/7. Sometimes she doubts her self, but everyone else can see just how amazing she really is. Everyone instantly wants to be her best friend, the second they meet her. She feels conceited when she thinks good things about her self. She has a lot of self respect. Her hobbies include: Riding horses, Singing, and playing the Guitar. Her nickname is usually Cleo.

Wow, Calesta, thats an awesome name.

She's fucking gorgeous.

Dayum! That Cleo girls fine!

I totally wanna BONE her.
:D

Bitch, she's MY best friend!

by TheQueenOfHearts June 2, 2009

catcest

When two or more cats from the same family have sex with each other.

Bob: "Did you see they two cats going at it last night?"

John: "Dude, they where from the same litter, that's catcest!"

Bob: "It was still hot though"

by Jalapenis Dude June 14, 2009

erectile calestetics

See: Jerking off, walking the dog, flogging the dolphin, whackin' it, spankin' the monkey, wanking off, beatin' the meat, beat the pud, get your chili whacked, hand job, masturbate, lubing the shaft, choke the chicken, bash the bishop, slap the salami, stroke the trouser snake, doin' it with Palmala Handerson, Rosie Palms, grow some hair on your hands, lather the lolly, etc.

He went to practice his erectile calestetics.

by Geno March 24, 2003

catlist

The greatest free porn site in existence.

Guy 1: Have you been on the "brutal" section on catlist?
Guy 2: Hell yea bitch, we gots to get paid.
Guy 1: don't you think that they should get a Pompey Steamer section?!?
Guy 2: That would be hella sweet, now bend over i have a shit brewing.

by The Circle April 6, 2005

catest

a person who likes cats and worships their very existence, also knows as the religion of cats. in order to be catest you but 1.worship cats and 2.be willing to go through the sacred ceremony to become catest.

i was catholic, but now i'm catest instead.

by melanie and hope June 19, 2012