Erectile
Erectile by dontforgetthewordsdouche April 19, 2011
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Erectile
Erectile by The bro bro November 5, 2021
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erectile dysfunction by FrenzyMedia September 20, 2016
Erectile Tongue Disorder
Erectile Tongue Disorder, also known as ETD, is a disorder of the tongue of certain individuals that spontaneously, and in some cases involuntarily, project out their tongue when their photo is about to be taken. You will see such individuals, in photo after photo, with their erectile tongue projecting either toward the camera or toward another individual. On occasion, some photos may be taken without the tongue projecting, but that is typically the exception, not the rule. Such individuals suffering from ETD also have a tendency, during an intimate moment, e.g.leading to a kiss, to instead lick the face of a romantic partner. In severe cases of ETD, sufferers may go on a licking spree, licking unwary individuals as a sign of affection, particularly when intoxicated. ETD can also be contagious to individuals that are in the same photo, who witness the erectile tongue and are compelled to follow suit.
Julie suffers from a bad case of Erectile Tongue Disorder, I hardly have any pictures of her where her tongue isn't sticking out.
Mel's ETD was flaring up again last night, I think he licked my face three or four times!
Mel's ETD was flaring up again last night, I think he licked my face three or four times!
Erectile Tongue Disorder by Jackson's Bush October 1, 2016
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erectile dysfunction by cuz fuck you thats why February 2, 2015
Erectile Projectile
Erectile Projectile by Omg_an_erectile_projectile October 23, 2010
Erectile Overfunction
When a penis is attracted to the nearest vagina by a magnetic force. Very powerful on a full moon (almost unstoppable). May result in female being torn in half starting at the vagina and taring through her head, if attraction is to powerful.
Quagmire: "Carl HELP!!! I have an erectile overfunction!!! I don't want any more blood on my penis!!!"
Carl: "I'm a dumb fuck."
Carl: "I'm a dumb fuck."
Erectile Overfunction by Double Dick Trickle January 8, 2012
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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