caelesti 

A hacker group founded by offshoots of g00ns.net
Founded in late 2010 by a girl going by the moniker "Athena," the caelesti hack accounts of users on various forum sites and facebook, ddos & hijack websites and post personal information of targeted users; sometimes going as far as to shut down computers and even force people to commit suicide on camchat websites such as tinychat & chat roulette.
They have a hashtag notification system which they use to contact others from different sites. Many of the members go by names of Greek gods. Many of them stay fairly undercover, making sure rarely to use their real names, however it has been speculated that several of the members are affiliated with LulzSec. Their theme song is "Me and My Goons" by Plies.

Robert: "How did Michelle die?"
John: "The caelesti ruined her life and made her kill herself on cam."
Robert: "Those are some mean motherfuckers."

caelesti by Kyle Brovlovski October 30, 2011

caelesti 

a bunch of aspergers victims with room-temp iq's led by some faggot named keagan that fancy themselves hax0rs.

d00d, u wanna go jack off tonite?

no whey, d00d me and teh caelesti gonn go on gaia and p#u$k sum n00ds!11111111

caelesti by surrealdeall December 31, 2011

celestia ludenberg 

A girl who hides the fact that she’s terrified for her life after murdering 2 people with the justice hammer and stuffing a guy in a transformer suit and shoving him in a locker.

So I cried over celestia ludenberg’s death today.

celestia ludenberg by Bi_Lie.uwu May 16, 2020

Princess Celestia

Princess Celestia is a character in the current My Little Pony series. She is a tall winged unicorn with a white coat and tri-coloured mane, and she is notable for her much larger size in relation to other ponies in the show.

Princess Celestia is one of the two rulers (her co-ruler being her sister Princess Luna) who preside over Equestria, the fictional land in which the My Little Pony show is based. Princess Celestia functions as the head of state during daylight hours, and has many responsibilities including raising and lowering the sun each day. She also acts as a mentor / support figure to Twilight Sparkle and friends.

There has been no mention within the show as to why she is a princess and not a queen, but it has been unofficially acknowledged that this comes across as more 'friendly' to the target audience of the show.

Despite being posessed of formidable magical abilities she does have her limits as evidenced by certain episodes of the show. As with her sister she is also attributed with immortality.

She has a kind disposition and many positive attributes; but sadly she lacks a lot of character background, so more detail is difficult to provide.

Princess Celestia and Princess Luna form a type of governmental system known as a 'Diarchy'.

Princess Celestia is remarkable for being one of only three ponies with both wings and a horn. Her stature and status guarantee she stands out wherever she goes.

Princess Celestia is a pony well versed in the magic of friendship.

Princess Celestia by Lyra Heartstrings December 13, 2012

Celestial Ejaculate 

Usually an ejaculate of such magnificent proportions that all those in the area feel inadequate.

After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.

Celestial Ejaculate by MightierToaster August 22, 2010

Celestina 

A beautiful young girl who will treat you right and love you no matter what you put her through. She is strong and kind but dont take her for granted. Once you fuck up foreal she's gone.

Damn everyone sleeps on Celestina. She laid back asf.

Celestina by Seerena July 5, 2017

celestine co

the most beautiful girl in the world. She deserves everything and she is so down to earth she touches the core. if your lucky enough to meet one, never let her go. -yungk

i met a celestine co and she was amazing

celestine co by itsmeyo24 October 6, 2013