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She's seriously the most amazing girl ever. She's gorgeous, funny, sweet, and just plain awesome. She doesn't really see her self the way other people do. She feels like she's letting everyone down, for no good reason at all. She has alot of friends, but only a few know the real her. She doesn't need drugs to have fun. All the guys want her. She doesn't have the best life at home, but she doesn't let that get her down. She always has fun. Everyone wants to be with her 24/7. Sometimes she doubts her self, but everyone else can see just how amazing she really is. Everyone instantly wants to be her best friend, the second they meet her. She feels conceited when she thinks good things about her self. She has a lot of self respect. Her hobbies include: Riding horses, Singing, and playing the Guitar. Her nickname is usually Cleo.
Wow, Calesta, thats an awesome name.

She's fucking gorgeous.

Dayum! That Cleo girls fine!

I totally wanna BONE her.
:D

Bitch, she's MY best friend!
Calesta by TheQueenOfHearts June 2, 2009
Words you can keep

calentada 

A prison term that’s you’re going to get jumped by your raza for not following the rules
That’s fool is going to get a calentada if he keeps fucking up
calentada by Wickedspic December 9, 2018
(Noun.) Comes from Greek background and means "most beautiful". Calista is a very rare name, and usually is accompanied by a very rare person. Calista will always know how to brighten up your day. Often they will come with blonde or red hair. Outgoing, smart, weird at times, and very creative. But always beautiful inside and out. Their smiles are contagious. Calistas are known for being great kissers, and having a way with words. If you know a Calista, NEVER let her out of your sight.
"Dang she's amazing"

"Is her name Calista?"
"How did you know?!"
Calista by MysterymaxxX30934 January 11, 2014
Calista has blond hair and golden skin. She's pretty, smart, talented and loves music and dance. She's extremely intelligent and loves to learn. She's full of surprises and great with people. Calista is an amazing friend and girlfriend that will always have your back and love you for who you are. She cares most of all about your inner beauty. She can be weird and funny, though very polite and mature for her age, especially with adults. Its a rare Ancient Greek name that means beautiful one and if you find a Calista, don't let her go! She's a very special person.
''Who's that smart and pretty girl over there?''

''That's Calista of course,''
Calista by wadonna June 9, 2018
Calista is a girl who loves to hang and be around others just to make them happy. She is a talented and an amazing artist that usually draws what she imagines. Calista is a girl who loves to read books and play with children. If you ever meet a Calista you can find that she is a little silly sometimes but fun to hang out with. If you ever find a Calista don't let her go because she is a treasure that is unlike any other.
Man I wish I had an Calista
Calista by vermilliopcd June 2, 2015

Fuchi Capesta

Exclamation made a very bad smell, usually a fart, is detected.
Tommy: (passes wind silently, hoping it won't be noticed)

Richard: (noticing) Fuchi Capesta!
A Celestial being. That loves many and is hated by many. This person gives good vibes to get good vibes in return. When this person is insulted by anther when giving good vibes. Celesta will normal careless to be around that hateful person. A Celesta is bright-minded,honorable, curious very Celestial Angel genetic being.

Celesta is a latin girl's or X's name.

When you do encounter A Celesta while they are angry please dont have the balls to get their way.

Most Celestas are usaully short and not all blonde. Drinks like a latin but easy to get along with.

Most Celestas DON'T PARTY they are more mature then their age thats why older men like em for their personality.
Wow! Celesta helped me out on saving my family issues and relationship.

Celesta punched a girl in the throat for talking jealously about her.

I know a few older men that would kill for a Celesta.
Celesta by LaUnknown February 9, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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