calestro

When someone has ligma and plotwist,it's a close person to you.

Aren't you a beauty?
i have ligma.
Feck!!You are Calestro

by YugiOklefths August 7, 2018

Calostrophy

Sam and Courtney’s love

I love you a calostrophy

by Calostraphy May 7, 2021

calastrophe

A combination of catastrophe and calamity, a true disaster.

I dropped my ice cream cone, what a calastrophe!

by Gab the potato December 5, 2019

celestron

This is a very unfashionable kind of “backpack”. Usually used for telescopes or for smuggling baby sloths.

I used my celestron this weekend to steal some sloths. It was really fun.

by Sloth babiessssssss January 11, 2018

calastrophy

A hoe that doesn’t give head or have sex

Mehn ur girlfriend is a calastrophy

by Dicklicker400 May 19, 2018

calostro

A white, creamy, liquid substance that is drunk by little kids from their mothers bussom.

The first milk from a mammals tit.

Slang term for sperm.

Man! You’re always tired. You need some calostro to pick you up!!!

Superman’s kryptonite is like my calostro to yo mama!

by Tybaldo March 30, 2021

celestro

Cool/Radical/Tubular

That's totally celestro!

by johnthequickquacker December 26, 2023