Catatoe (n.): A whimsical food, rumored to possess powers of sustenance, energy, and jovial intelligence. To summon its mystical properties, one must perform the ancient ritual: utter the name of Catatoe, pause for dramatic effect, then extend one's hands as if presenting the sacred wood, and execute a graceful curtsy with raised elbows, offering the imaginary delicacy to another metalhead in the proper manner. Finally, the presenter must solemnly declare, "Catatoe... It's food." Beware: failure to perform the ritual correctly may result in a laughter-induced stomachache.
Catatoe..... It's food!
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Hilly: Sorry, I ate your lasagne from the fridge this morning
Maya: OMG, YOU'RE SUCH A CATATONIC RAT!!
Maya: OMG, YOU'RE SUCH A CATATONIC RAT!!
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Get the catato mug.When a person gets so fucked up that they enter a catatonic state where moving and thinking is not an option.
Derived from the words "catatonic stupor," a common symptom of schizophrenia where the schizophrenic will not talk or move for hours.
Derived from the words "catatonic stupor," a common symptom of schizophrenia where the schizophrenic will not talk or move for hours.
ex 1: "Hey, lets smoke up and get catatonic stupid!"
ex 2: "Remember when Rachel was so twisted that she sat on the couch and watched 12 episodes of the Office in a row? Man, she was catatonic STUPID."
ex 2: "Remember when Rachel was so twisted that she sat on the couch and watched 12 episodes of the Office in a row? Man, she was catatonic STUPID."
by BraGonGetta April 23, 2009
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by JHONNAY July 9, 2020
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Very few people can ever achieve complete catatonic status. Those who do rarely recover, resulting in pain and untold suffering for the victim's family.
Very few people can ever achieve complete catatonic status. Those who do rarely recover, resulting in pain and untold suffering for the victim's family.
Keanu Reeves is a catatonic. His family must be counselled properly.
"Just stand next to Carrie-Ann and we'll do the rest!"
"Um.... I am The One!"
"Just stand next to Carrie-Ann and we'll do the rest!"
"Um.... I am The One!"
by Comrade Dmitri March 12, 2004
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