Catatoe (n.): A whimsical food, rumored to possess powers of sustenance, energy, and jovial intelligence. To summon its mystical properties, one must perform the ancient ritual: utter the name of Catatoe, pause for dramatic effect, then extend one's hands as if presenting the sacred wood, and execute a graceful curtsy with raised elbows, offering the imaginary delicacy to another metalhead in the proper manner. Finally, the presenter must solemnly declare, "Catatoe... It's food." Beware: failure to perform the ritual correctly may result in a laughter-induced stomachache.
Catatoe..... It's food!
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