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A giant potato cat that crushes whole cities and lives on a diet of crispy BBQ hoomans
My catato will eat you if you make me mad.
catato by JHONNAY July 9, 2020
a giant cat that looks like a potato that crushes random stuff for fun and lives on a diet of barbecued hoomans.
If you make me mad my pet catato will come and eat you.
catato by JHONNAY July 9, 2020

The Mandela Catalogue 

(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST.)
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).
"The Mandela Catalogue is a great analogue horror series."
A posh alternative to "coomcave"; A depressing gamer room often filled with cum/shit/piss stained sheets and clothing. The musty air that circulates the catacooms are often deadly to women.
a: Yo homie what you up to today
b: NUTTIN' much, just making my coom boom in da catacooms
Catacooms by frggerz September 14, 2020

The Mandela Catalogue 

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube series made by Alex Kister. This series gave me nightmares and wet bed sheets.
Like doggo but for cats
How's ur two cattos?
Catto by Theapplesarecomming May 22, 2019