(n): something that's so terribly messed-up, it could not possibly have been done worse, even on-purpose. Often the result of trying to cover-up a previous wrongdoing
When Claude tried to glue the broken statue back together before his boss returned, he glued the arm on the wrong side. It was a true catasterpiece.
A london (particularly South East) term. Another word for the "head".
Bill: Everything alright Fred?
Fred: No, not really mate - someones just done me brother round the back of the canister with a cricket bat, he's bang in trouble.
1. (noun) A container used to store a large quantity of semen for future use.
2. (noun) A woman of easy virtue who has one or more orifice(s) open in which semen storage may occur at any given moment and usually quite frequently.
1. Someone spilled the cum canister I had in the fridge and now my lasagna is covered in jizz.
2. I thoroughly filled that cum canister we picked up at that shindig last night.