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Catbus
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Catabus • Cat Abuser • Catbus • Calabush • Canabuse • Catabsi • catabstrophe • Catalust • Catanus • Catanusmorphisourous
catabstrophe
An event that occurs when one continually opens new tabs in a web browser without closing old ones, causing the user to get lost and confused in the sheer number of open websites.
There are two primary elements that cause this:
1. Not closing them JUST IN CASE you will go back to them later, similar to pack rats
2. Laziness
There are two primary elements that cause this:
1. Not closing them JUST IN CASE you will go back to them later, similar to pack rats
2. Laziness
Last night I went to check Facebook, Twitter, Gmail, Fark, and all of my webcomics at the same time ... and before I knew it I had a catabstrophe on my hands! I didn't know which tab to click next!
catabstrophe by belgianrofls September 9, 2009
catbusing
The act of hotboxing a car with marijuana. This sublime effect is achieved by sealing all the doors and windows and smoking copiously, preferably while driving around aimlessly (so as to avoid detection). Do not, under any circumstances, pick up little girls while you are stoned, no matter how much you are tempted to. This is in reference to the film "My Neighbor Totoro," in which the catbus is a whimsical vehicle used by the main characters.
"We totally catbused Isaac's car last night."
"His upholstry stinks of weed ever since our last round of catbusing."
"Hey man, I just bought an eighth and my roommate gave me his car keys. You wanna catbus?"
"Hey hey hey, ride the catbus every day." (this last one is an apocryphal quote from Dr. Dre)
"His upholstry stinks of weed ever since our last round of catbusing."
"Hey man, I just bought an eighth and my roommate gave me his car keys. You wanna catbus?"
"Hey hey hey, ride the catbus every day." (this last one is an apocryphal quote from Dr. Dre)
Catanusmorphisourous
Catanusmorphisourous is a rare branch of illness which originated in west Ethiopia. This disease affects only 1 in 100,000,000 people who come in contact with it. Since the chances of contracting this illness are very slim, it comes across as a surprise when someone actually catches catanusmorphisourous. This illness causes men of old age to get erections when looking at younger children, and these old aged men tend to buy their victims items afterwards.
Catanusmorphisourous by Jackson Selim Hamed February 2, 2021
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