Catanukkah 

Is when cats celebrate their heritage by telling the story of how their cat ancestors revolted against the Seleucid Empire of the 2nd century BCE. The holiday is also observed for about eight days due to the amount of catnip that lasted with-in the "meoworah".

It's a holiday representing cats ultimate win over the dog/cat wars.

Bro 1: Dude bro did you see Elmer celebrating "Catanukkah" he was totally reminiscing his feline ancestry.
Bro 2: Its just an excuse for that fucking cat to by more catnip...

Man I just really wish I could have been part of the chosen feline race, you gotta love those silly hats-on-cats.

Catanukkah by Rossco Rox May 14, 2014

Chanukkah 

The Jewish December holiday. For the TRUE story of Chanukkah read 1st & 2nd Maccabees (these 2 books can also be found in CATHOLIC Bibles ).

JOHN 10:22-23,
Now it was the Feast of Chanukkah in Jerusalem, and it was winter ... And Yahshua ("Jesus") walked in the Temple ... (read the rest of the chapter).

Chanukkah by Hicab October 23, 2017

Chanukkah 

The Jewish December holiday. For the TRUE story of Chanukkah read 1st & 2nd Maccabees (these 2 books can also be found in CATHOLIC Bibles ).

JOHN 10:22-23,
Now it was the Feast of Chanukkah in Jerusalem, and it was winter ... And Yahshua ("Jesus") walked in the Temple ... (read the rest of the chapter).

Chanukkah by Hicab October 23, 2017

Harry Chranukkah 

Merry Christmas / Happy Hanukkah

We wish you a Harry Chranukkah and a happy new year!

Harry Chranukkah by Katie/ Taryn November 6, 2004