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Castonitis 

The urge to cast on (or start) many different projects all at the same time.

"Casting on" is a term used in knitting, when starting a new project, one would "cast on a new project"

"Itis" is used with reference to a tendency or state of mind that is compared to a disease. "creditcarditis"

Thus Knitter's have begun to use the word "Castonitis" when the urge to start many different projects at once hits them.
"After seeing all the knitted socks you've made, I've got a serious case of Castonitis!"
Castonitis by SockKnitter August 17, 2024
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Crotonitis

Definition: Crotonitis is a degenerative mental condition common among males, and is especially prevalent around high school age. While it is not “life threatening”, it is considered by many experts on the subject to be a “life wasting” disease because while it doesn’t shorten lifespan, it may significantly reduce the quality of life lived. Common symptoms include laziness, atrophy of muscles, and frequent desire to talk about how tough you are, without being able to back it up.

Cause: No one single source can be pin pointed as the cause of crotonitis. However, it is believed that some major causes include the “everyone is a winner” attitude, first popularized by the hit television series Barney & Friends in 1992, and the ability of youths to talk trash to each other over Xbox Live while knowing that they will never have to actually confront the individual they are talking trash to in person.

Cure: There is no cure to crotonitis that can be purchased over the counter or prescribed by a doctor. The only known effective treatments involve hours of rigorous training each week over the course of several months or even years, to the point where significant amounts of sweat and/or blood may be lost.
Person 1: I'll kick your ass
Person 2: Bring it on
Person 1: I meant on COD: Black Ops
Person 2: Crotonitis
Crotonitis by Nigel Thornberry IV December 11, 2010

Ryan Casteritis 

Being a huge faggot with no friends, usually is accompanied with a small penis.
Damn, that mo-fo got Ryan Casteritis, cause he gots dat small dick an shit.
Ryan Casteritis by Ryan Brower December 7, 2006

Castenitis 

A disease that transforms you into a North American Yeti. A North American Yeti is a harry all over except for the head, which is bald. They live in North America (duh!) and really like the Chicago Bears. They also argue a lot, and are ill tempered. They have bad manners, and will closeline you as well if they get angry, using their over developed forearms.
"Damn, I got Castenitis, there goes my social lfe"

"Call National Geographic, I found someone with Castenitis"
Castenitis by Davo A. February 8, 2007

hastonitis 

Scotish term for a rash on the penis from not washing the penis after anal sex. Catagorized as an STD in Scotland but excluded elsewhere except for the US Air Force.
Dude, I met this stripper in Guatemala and banged her in the ass. Now I've got the worst case of itchy Hastonitis
hastonitis by le club April 29, 2009

Claytonitis 

When ur really cool
That dude with the clout goggles has some mad claytonitis
Claytonitis by Yeetman429696969 February 5, 2019

Eastonitis 

Eastonitis is a disease in where a low profiled teenage boy will randomly start doing flips. You never know when he'll strike, but it'll catch you by surprise. Every weekend he hangs out with his other low profiled friend and they'll typically do flips all weekend while learning and progressing. The friend is usually lower profiled with his flips. This disease is somewhat contagious if you let it be. The only way to stop it is to take them down, buuuuuut.... they usually know some martial arts so good luck.
Man that guy has got a serious case of Eastonitis.
Eastonitis by PhantomFlips February 18, 2020