5 definitions by Davo A.
An elite action that is attempted to be carried out, but fails. Usually associated with trying to be the best at a video game, and failing. Select (a Korean video game champ), is immune to Lazer-Flopping.
by Davo A. February 7, 2007
When someone with Castenitis and a JapStamos team up for a game of Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War, they engage in the age-old tradition of the "Jap-Jew-Mega-Battle". This is where they play online games of Warhammer 40,000 together, usually against a noob. A loss is very rare, and usually the opponent is crushed.
by Davo A. February 7, 2007
A disease that transforms you into a North American Yeti. A North American Yeti is a harry all over except for the head, which is bald. They live in North America (duh!) and really like the Chicago Bears. They also argue a lot, and are ill tempered. They have bad manners, and will closeline you as well if they get angry, using their over developed forearms.
"Damn, I got Castenitis, there goes my social lfe"
"Call National Geographic, I found someone with Castenitis"
"Call National Geographic, I found someone with Castenitis"
by Davo A. February 7, 2007
When you cross John Stamos with anybody of Japanese heritage, you get a JapStamos. Very different from a Romijn-Stamos, a JapStamos is more along the lines of a mythical creature with an asian accent, and a wicked nice ponytail. They also look Japanese of course!
by Davo A. February 7, 2007
Michael Bay's new movie, Transformers, is often called "Bayformers". This is because his movies suck so bad, and people coined the phrase to make fun of Bay's upcoming crap-ola fest.
"This film has a lot more going for it so far than the upcoming Bayformers."
"Bayformers is Michael Bay's new CGI and live action film"
"Bayformers is Michael Bay's new CGI and live action film"
by Davo A. February 7, 2007