hastonitis 

Scotish term for a rash on the penis from not washing the penis after anal sex. Catagorized as an STD in Scotland but excluded elsewhere except for the US Air Force.

Dude, I met this stripper in Guatemala and banged her in the ass. Now I've got the worst case of itchy Hastonitis

hastonitis by le club April 29, 2009

heptonitis

When such person with the last name “Hepton” is sick for my multiple days out of the week. A sickness so uncontrollable that it cripples you to the point where you are put on disability.

“You coming into work tomorrow man?”
“Not gonna happen guy, I got Heptonitis”

heptonitis by Heptonitis August 27, 2021

Eastonitis 

Eastonitis is a disease in where a low profiled teenage boy will randomly start doing flips. You never know when he'll strike, but it'll catch you by surprise. Every weekend he hangs out with his other low profiled friend and they'll typically do flips all weekend while learning and progressing. The friend is usually lower profiled with his flips. This disease is somewhat contagious if you let it be. The only way to stop it is to take them down, buuuuuut.... they usually know some martial arts so good luck.

Man that guy has got a serious case of Eastonitis.

Eastonitis by PhantomFlips February 18, 2020

Castonitis 

The urge to cast on (or start) many different projects all at the same time.

"Casting on" is a term used in knitting, when starting a new project, one would "cast on a new project"

"Itis" is used with reference to a tendency or state of mind that is compared to a disease. "creditcarditis"

Thus Knitter's have begun to use the word "Castonitis" when the urge to start many different projects at once hits them.

"After seeing all the knitted socks you've made, I've got a serious case of Castonitis!"

Castonitis by SockKnitter August 17, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022