Carpabunkle 

A "southernly" word for pants

"I spilled mint julep all over my carpabunkles"

Carpabunkle by machinewebuilt May 7, 2009

Carbunkle 

A spark plug sized turd similar to a dingleberry that hangs off of a dog's ass in the winter while piching a loaf in the freezing cold.

It's freezing out. I hope Rover doesn't get a carbunkle after he takes his shit.

Carbunkle by kidlou December 25, 2010

Carbunkle 

a big nasty festered pimple on ones ass

Hey bitch you need to pop that carbunkle if you want me to hit it from behind.

Carbunkle by Adam Baker October 23, 2005

Carbunkles 

Little chunks of debris, usually found around or near the butthole, caught in the hair. Comprised of fecal matter, toliet paper, lint etc.

A side effect of improper hygiene.

Cheap toliet paper will result in Carbunkles.

"She would've tossed my salad, if it weren't for these darn curbunkles!"

Carbunkles by Neck February 28, 2008

Carphunkles 

A gamer that wonders why you put in his Xbox gamertag in the urban dictionary. Hardstuck gold siege player btw

“Why does this fagget named Carphunkles hold THAT peek”

Carphunkles by Itzcarp December 27, 2020

Carbunkle 

Word used by patheitc, older men meaning a woman's behind or ass.

"Look at the fugly carbunkle."

Carbunkle by Shea July 16, 2004

Carbunkled 

To be completely outdone/outplayed e.g. mugged/destroyed

Michael got absolutely carbunkled at the football game last night.

Carbunkled by alex._.k March 15, 2019