Carness

Nuts on the carpet infront of his mom for fun. Can’t swim without passing the fuck out because he’s an anorexic fuck. Better then a safko

Damn he just passed out swimming what a carness

Carness by Ramranch81 March 7, 2019

Caress of steel 

The most kickass musically defining album ever

"OMG guys did you hear the songs off caress of steel?"

"Yeah man, they kick ass"

Caress of steel by lolwutRUSH July 4, 2009

Caressa 

A whirlwind of a dramatic being. One who is sensitive, yet strong. They are loyal, protective, and caring for their friends and families. Caressa's tend to form extremely small tight-knit groups or bonds with people. They have a hard time trusting those around them at first, but once you prove yourself worthy they will forever adore you. Shy at first, then outgoing and childish after. Good luck.

Man, you are acting like a Caressa!

Caressa by RedHarlowKat December 19, 2014

caress me down 

A very dank song by Sublime.

"So she told me to come over and I took that trip,
And then then she pulled out my mushroom tip,
And when it came out, it went *drip drip drip*
I didnt know she had the G.I. Joe, kung fu grip" -Caress Me Down

Only Sublime could pull off a song about getting a handjob.

caress me down by aclockworkapple December 8, 2007

Caresse

A girl who is ratchet, but EXTREMELY FUNNY and cute. A really good friend and very trustworthy.
An amazing girl who makes me smile every time you see her. When she's gone you realized that you need to talk to her more.
Really good at singing, and looks cute in glasses and her hair tied in a bun. A person loved by everyone.
Gives really good advice when you need it. Sweeps you off your feet with that smile.
She is just cute, funny, caring, adorable, and beautiful.

OMG WHO DAT?

OH DATS CARESSE YO.

Caresse by FAVRATCH May 10, 2013

Gently Caress

A slang/synonym for "fuck". Typically used by Forum Goons on SomethingAwful. Replaces any usage of the word.

1. I gently caressing can't stand lemons.

2. What the gently caress is going on here?

3. Needless to say, we gently caressed all night.

Gently Caress by flumpis December 24, 2008

Caressa 

One of the most amazing people in the world. Will do anything for the ones she loves. Veryy cute and amazingly beautiful. Skilled at anything she tries.

Im so perfect you can call me Caressa.

Caressa by Mr Right and Perfect Boyfriend January 30, 2017