carnessary 

Noun. A word that is mispronounced due to a type-o, division of word(s) on paper, or word that is just read incorrectly.

For insance, a person misreads a word, one would say, "You just did a carnecary!".

Example #1: pronouncing "determined" as "deetermind"

Example #2: pronouncing "organism" as "orgasm" because it's incorrectly spelt as "orgism"

carnessary by Jessica December 10, 2003

carnessary 

Noun. When one pronounces a word incorrectly due to a typeo, division of word(s) on separate lines, an accidental combination of more than one word, or a basic mispronounciation.

Example #1: Pronouncing "determined" as "deetermind"

Example #2: Pronouncing "car necessary" as "carnessary" because it was printed "carnecary"

Example #3: Reading "applaud" as "apple aud" because "appl" is on one line and "aud" is on the following line

carnessary by Jessica December 11, 2003

carversary 

Anniversary date of when your car was purchased.

I bought my car 1 year ago, so today is its carversary!

carversary by BrightRayOfSunshine August 4, 2018