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Carnees, noun. (Pronounced like carnie) Another name for a condom, rubber, or sperm shield. Types of Carnees include Trojans, Durex, and Magnum.
Craig: What are you guys tryna get into tho?
Bob: Lets go to Chipotle, run by the store and pick up some carnees then head to the tilt
Carnees by Club1513 December 22, 2009
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mall carnies 

Overly aggressive sellers from kiosks in the middle of the mall
Look away or those mall carnies will try to shine your fingers.
mall carnies by lil*bo*peep January 12, 2008
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Carnes Owned 

A variation of ownage, chiefly of the mathematical sort, derived from the great one, the true J.C. himself, Jerry Carnes.
Let's say your test grade was a 54.
You would say:
Dude, I just got totally "Carnes Owned."
Carnes Owned by YBB November 29, 2003

Carnestoltes 

Traditional character from the Catalonian tradition, he appears for a week. He is made of hay and he is burnt at the end of this week, before he kidnaps the kids.
The carnestoltes of this year got two kids before we could burn him.

CarneSazo 

from the latin. carne - (meat) sazo - (huge) A Mexican BBQ of epic proportions with undertones of Tejano music or a sporting event used to celebrate life moments. Fajitas, (FAH-HEE-TUZ) Costillas, (CO-STEE-YUZ) Agujas (AH-GOO-HAS) and Arracheras (AHH_RAH_CHE_RUZ) are the common Mexican cuts of meat used in conjunction with a CarneSazo that are as delicious as they are fun to pronounce. As a rule, no CarneSazo is complete without at least one person taking home a plate for a Tia (Aunt) who could not attend.
Miguel just got a promotion and invited us to a CarneSazo.
CarneSazo by TrueTexanSince1905 March 18, 2019

careness 

a cross between caring and kindness, with a dash of consideration
thank you for your careness
careness by an anonymous person October 12, 2006

mall carnies 

Those people who bug the shit out of other people to sample their wares or services they offer as you walk by them, usually kiosk workers.
I act like i'm talking on my phone as I walk through the mall carnies so they don't hound me.
mall carnies by mondomoon28 August 26, 2013
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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