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mall carnies 

Overly aggressive sellers from kiosks in the middle of the mall
Look away or those mall carnies will try to shine your fingers.
mall carnies by lil*bo*peep January 12, 2008
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Carnes Owned 

A variation of ownage, chiefly of the mathematical sort, derived from the great one, the true J.C. himself, Jerry Carnes.
Let's say your test grade was a 54.
You would say:
Dude, I just got totally "Carnes Owned."
Carnes Owned by YBB November 29, 2003

Carnestoltes 

Traditional character from the Catalonian tradition, he appears for a week. He is made of hay and he is burnt at the end of this week, before he kidnaps the kids.
The carnestoltes of this year got two kids before we could burn him.

CarneSazo 

from the latin. carne - (meat) sazo - (huge) A Mexican BBQ of epic proportions with undertones of Tejano music or a sporting event used to celebrate life moments. Fajitas, (FAH-HEE-TUZ) Costillas, (CO-STEE-YUZ) Agujas (AH-GOO-HAS) and Arracheras (AHH_RAH_CHE_RUZ) are the common Mexican cuts of meat used in conjunction with a CarneSazo that are as delicious as they are fun to pronounce. As a rule, no CarneSazo is complete without at least one person taking home a plate for a Tia (Aunt) who could not attend.
Miguel just got a promotion and invited us to a CarneSazo.
CarneSazo by TrueTexanSince1905 March 18, 2019

careness 

a cross between caring and kindness, with a dash of consideration
thank you for your careness
careness by an anonymous person October 12, 2006

mall carnies 

Those people who bug the shit out of other people to sample their wares or services they offer as you walk by them, usually kiosk workers.
I act like i'm talking on my phone as I walk through the mall carnies so they don't hound me.
mall carnies by mondomoon28 August 26, 2013