canees

similar to the american goose, the autistic stepbrother that everyone hates. the canadian goose that shits on everyones lawn, steals their food, and fucks their mother. fuck that canadian goose.

is it a bird? is it a plane? no its a fucking canees.

fuck that canees

by CanadianGovernmentOfficial May 11, 2020

Raisin canes

Nasty and plastic based “food”, imagine if McDonald’s had a plastic parody with chemicals injected into it to make it taste more appealing at first bite but hours later your stomach hurts and you probably die from eating this garbage.

raisin canes, makes McDonald’s look like a 5 star restaurant by comparison

Raisin canes, superficially appealing but profoundly disappointing

by R8m8b8 yaya August 24, 2022

cabeese

joking slang for multiple railroad cabooses

Goose is to geese as caboose is to cabeese

by Nemstar April 7, 2009

Canoesh

vagina, pink taco, vertical bacon strips, cooter

Karla was wearing such a short skirt that everybody could see her canoesh.

by Ivan snatches January 15, 2008

Caneen

Old, respected family of native american decent. Derived from the Seneca word kanien meaning mighty. There are only a few remaining caneens left in the world. Most died during the Revolutionary War. Words to describe them are, fierce, loyal, self sacrificing, strong, witty, intelligent, and cunning

Why can't I find any caneens.

by Iroquois75 April 16, 2015

Smooth Canoes

Aussie saying for "have a cruisy day"

its when everything goes your way smoothly.
have a "Smooth Canoes Day"

by "The Big Easy" September 8, 2012

Capeesh

The wrong way to spell capisce.

It's spelled "capisce" not "capeesh." Capisce?

by scrjay19 May 19, 2009