canees

similar to the american goose, the autistic stepbrother that everyone hates. the canadian goose that shits on everyones lawn, steals their food, and fucks their mother. fuck that canadian goose.

is it a bird? is it a plane? no its a fucking canees.

fuck that canees

by CanadianGovernmentOfficial May 11, 2020

caning it

Slang for snorting cocaine. Chiefly British.

“We’ve been caning it all night. If we call the police about this accident, it’s instant prison.”

by The canemaster January 06, 2018

caned

British slang for stoned, i.e. the effect you get from inhaling marijuana fumes. Recommended.

Other variations include mashed, blazed and 'totally out of it dude'.

"Mate, I'm well caned."

by daveeee July 13, 2004

caning

To lash or whip somebody with a cane. Typically very painful. Often found in BDSM scenarios where the dominant canes the submissive.

Mindy received a sound caning at the hands of her master.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

canes

if something hurts, it canes.

"I have a back ache, it really canes."

by Dan Knowles February 28, 2008

cane

short for COCAINE.

Look, mother fucker, don't pour the cane! We need to save that for the sluts, remember? ...Sick fucking fiend.

by ignorant mofo June 02, 2003

canes

a place where you can get an overpriced basket of dry chicken tenders, bland fries, and literally just bread with butter on it. it’s actually really good

person 1: canes is garbage but i’m always in the mood for it and i don’t know why

by holy maccaroni January 10, 2019