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Facebook Careerist 

Noun, singular. Refers to a Facebook account holder who has zero tolerance for wall posts unrelated to their own career goals.

Self-advertising is a way of life for FCs, who routinely post links to crappy products that they sell on external websites.
Yeah, he's a real Facebook Careerist. Only interested in selling cozy toilet seat covers these days. Says it's going to make him rich.
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Careshit: Why should we careshit about the meaning of this poem?
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Careerist 

How a lazy person refers to somebody with a job.
Careerist: "Dude, why you don't go get a job?"

Lazy Person: "I just don't feel called to the careerist path. I work...it's just not the kind of work you get paid for."

Careerist: "Hippie."
Careerist by aentreri June 29, 2009

Careerist 

Person who has no life or connections outside of work. Often single and without family, friends, and/or hobbies.
"Almost everyone in my office booked Christmas week off to spend time with family. The only person working is my careerist coworker."

"My careerist manager wants everyone to come in on Saturday. He needs to get a life."
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Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
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