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Carmanda 

A Beautiful Woman. Normally blond. Very charming and loves to smile. Absolutely loves coffee and sugar! She's very kind, Caring and sweet. Almost to a fault. She is sought after by Manny men. However her heart belongs to one and only one. She ALWAYS looks out for those in need. However very likely to get fed up with various topics. She hates to hurt others. As well as loves to bring them joy. Sometimes i think she would sacrifice herself for a cause but never a selfish one. Carmanda is a girl worth protecting in any man or womans arms, Because she is the sweetest, Most attractive and Loving/lovable female ever. If one sought to be with someone named Carmanda, You would need to hope she isnt taken already. A Woman named Carmanda is not a girl someone can just pickup. Oh yeah, I almost forgot. They NEVER look both ways across the street. Not even one way infact! A girl named Carmanda is very easy to fall inlove with. Due to her natural charm and beauty.

Ps - I Love You Carmanda <3 >.< I Wish you'd love me back :|
Wow, man did you see that girl?' 'Yeah man she's totally going to get hit by that car!' ' No, Not that . I mean look at how beautiful she is. Her name must be Carmanda.
Carmanda by Carmanda's Lover July 25, 2011
Words you can keep

camandable 

camandable is a ship name for campbell and amanda
camandable is the best couple in jamaica
camandable by camandable June 24, 2022
Related Words

camandapon 

the act of taking out a bloody tampon and shoving it in your lover's ass...then, while sucking him off, you pull the string, right when he's going to blow his wad
dude, you have never felt anything as good as a camandapon
camandapon by jweezy44 April 28, 2010

carminda 

Carminda is a one of a kind girl. She is irresistible, strong-headed, and smart. She leads with her heart, and is very protective of her friends and family. Carminda is witty, enjoys puns, and can be extremely sarcastic. She is entertaining, and tells very long stories, not sparing a single detail. Beware, if she is interrupted, she will remember exactly where she left off. She is beautiful, sexy, and has a great smile. Carminda is a snack! She is extremely strong, but holds up a wall protecting herself from emotions. The man or woman who wins her heart faught tooth and nail for her, and is very lucky to be chosen. However, her heart is tender. She is your wingman, your bartender, your best friend.
Is Carminda coming? The party's nothing without her!

Carminda, make me a drink.

"He's into Carminda." "Damn, tell him good luck!"
"Carminda's a snack." "A snack? She's a five course meal!"
carminda by diilarnmindcontest69 December 21, 2017

Charmanda 

A beautiful combination of the Charmander Pokemon and a girl named Amanda. The combination of these two forms a Charmanda; a fire breathing goddess.
I was frollocking through a wheat field when a beautiful Charmanda appeared from the brush and I used a pokeball to capture her.
Charmanda by Mikichu January 22, 2009
A big group of cars driving down the street that makes pulling out from a side street or access point impossible.
Hey! A carmada is headed our way!

A carmada?

Yeah, a group of cars are driving down the street and they won't let us through.

Damn. Bloody carmada!
Carmada by CrappleJuice March 13, 2011

Carandang 

A pretty hot piece of man meat. Very good in bed.
"Oh girl, I wish I had a Carandang like you do."
Carandang by Mynameiserey. February 9, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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