caranda

The art of seduction or to seduce

Jennifer: Omg! Bobby is sooooo hot
Brittany: omg the other night he tried to caranda me. I WAS SWOONED!

caranda by BrazenBeauty March 11, 2019

camandable 

camandable is a ship name for campbell and amanda

camandable is the best couple in jamaica

camandable by camandable June 24, 2022

Canandaigua 

A boring,beleagured and depressing retreat for old, rich folks in Central New York that is definitely not a "Panama City".....a place that the merchants are so paranoid that most of them will refuse out of state licenses for beer purchases for younger customers!

I walk into the store visiting Canandaigua with my out of state DL to buy a six pack....

"We don't accept out of state ID's"

Canandaigua by Turbofan May 2, 2005

caranderize 

transitive verb: Inflected forms: car•an•der•ized, car•an•der•iz•ing, car•an•der•iz•es DEFINITIONS: 1. (originally) To smell a bicycle seat specifically. 2. (generally now, in common use) By using one's nose in very very close proximity, to detect and delight in the odor, stink or scent, and to gauge for vulgar or perverse personal pleasure, the seamy olfactory characteristics of an object, most commonly a seat, which has been in direct contact with the, clothed or unclothed, buttocks or ass of a person. Other Forms: car'an•der•i•za'tion (noun); car'an•der•iz'er (noun).

(in current use) Martin loved to caranderize the still warm seats in the movie theater as soon as possible after the audience had exited.; (originally) Willie would spend hours caranderizing at the bicycle rack outside the library's entrance.

caranderize by Lt. Johnny C. January 8, 2009

Canandaigua 

A rich elitist snob, named after a small snobby city in west central New York State

Damn, she is so Canandaigua since she won't talk to me

Canandaigua by Piranha October 29, 2004

Crandall 

A fierce stank

Damn Johnny got that Crandall stank.

Crandall by Billbobagginsin July 7, 2019

Canandaigua 

1) A Squalid Hell Hole in upstate New York
2) A real life Dickens tragedy
3) A place that is unique in that it is stuck in a 50's mindset with and mid 80's drug problem
4) A soul sucking trap few ever escape from
5) The place where Susan B Anthony was tried for voting
6) A town full of crazy homeless vietnam vets....including one who washes his ass in public drinking fountains and another that beleives it is possible to telepathically communicate with Captain Kirk by chewing on tinfoil (NO JOKE)
7) A town that employs all the assholes kicked off of the NYPD because they don't want to pay for training
A town with NO middle class....RICH OR POOR that's it
8) The place where Wild Irish Rose is made.
9) A good place to fuck with French Canadian tourists

French Canadian Tourist: Esquizes Mois Se vos plais....can you tell me how to get to (ANY DESTINATION)

Native Canandaiguan: Yeah, easy....se that light, go there take a left, when you get to Freshour rd, take another left and then just keep going. Can't miss it. When you think your lost...it's right there, seriously!

French Canadian Tourist: Merci!

Native Canadaiguan: Bocu....you fucking wine slurping frog!

Canandaigua by Thropy March 9, 2009