Carandang 

A pretty hot piece of man meat. Very good in bed.

"Oh girl, I wish I had a Carandang like you do."

Carandang by Mynameiserey. February 9, 2009

rainer carandang

Rainer Carandang is one of the best people around earth, He is Hot, Sexy, Romantic, Handsome, and none the less best at video game like Lol mobile and Mobile Legends

I want Rainer Carandang, He is just so hot.

rainer carandang by 1092846 June 10, 2020

Canandaigua 

A boring,beleagured and depressing retreat for old, rich folks in Central New York that is definitely not a "Panama City".....a place that the merchants are so paranoid that most of them will refuse out of state licenses for beer purchases for younger customers!

I walk into the store visiting Canandaigua with my out of state DL to buy a six pack....

"We don't accept out of state ID's"

Canandaigua by Turbofan May 2, 2005

Canandaigua 

A rich elitist snob, named after a small snobby city in west central New York State

Damn, she is so Canandaigua since she won't talk to me

Canandaigua by Piranha October 29, 2004

Alabama Crabdangle 

A mythical sexual position made famous by Tim Meadow's character Leon Phelps in the SNL skit, The Laidies Man. The position is where the male stands over the female who is laying on her back with her hips and pelvis arched into the air. The male then holds his erection straight down while standing in an wide-legged open stance, only bending at the kness while thrusting into the female's vagina.

"If some bustop skank is lucky, I may even spring the "Alabama Crabdangle" on her..."

Alabama Crabdangle by Crabdangler February 22, 2010

Canandaigua 

1) A Squalid Hell Hole in upstate New York
2) A real life Dickens tragedy
3) A place that is unique in that it is stuck in a 50's mindset with and mid 80's drug problem
4) A soul sucking trap few ever escape from
5) The place where Susan B Anthony was tried for voting
6) A town full of crazy homeless vietnam vets....including one who washes his ass in public drinking fountains and another that beleives it is possible to telepathically communicate with Captain Kirk by chewing on tinfoil (NO JOKE)
7) A town that employs all the assholes kicked off of the NYPD because they don't want to pay for training
A town with NO middle class....RICH OR POOR that's it
8) The place where Wild Irish Rose is made.
9) A good place to fuck with French Canadian tourists

French Canadian Tourist: Esquizes Mois Se vos plais....can you tell me how to get to (ANY DESTINATION)

Native Canandaiguan: Yeah, easy....se that light, go there take a left, when you get to Freshour rd, take another left and then just keep going. Can't miss it. When you think your lost...it's right there, seriously!

French Canadian Tourist: Merci!

Native Canadaiguan: Bocu....you fucking wine slurping frog!

Canandaigua by Thropy March 9, 2009

Caranthang

It's a word that The Pack uses in their song "I'm Shinin'"

Diamonds On Neck (Neck) Diamonds On My Watch Piece Gleam Watch Da Gleam Rock Game Caranthang Girls Say D "Why You Lookin' So Cold?"

Caranthang by Kyle88 January 14, 2008