Charmander

The entity of brick-shitting amazingness. It is an orange f*cking dinosaur with Fire on its tail. It can breathe fire, slash rocks to death with steel-claws and pretty much beat your shit. Do not mess with charmander. Do NOT mess with charmander.

Guy #1 - What was that?
Guy #2 - I think it was a Charmander!
Guy #1 - OH. TITS!

by Charmander1065 January 28, 2011

Charmander

Even the newborns have flaming tails. Unfamiliar with fire, babies are said to accidentally burn themselves. The flame on its tail show the strength of its life force. If it is weak, the flame also burns weakly. If it is healthy, the flame burns brightly. Obviously prefers hot places. When it rains, steam is said to spout from the tip of its tail.

I love you Charmander!

by Eyeballflyball July 07, 2003

Charmander

Charmander is a popular Pokemon in the anime and manga series Pokemon, as well as the Pokemon games...

Charmander is the preferred starter pokemon in Gen 1.

Charmander is the first form of his evolution line...

Charmander->Charmeleon->Charizard

Pokedex: From the time is born, a flame burns at the tip of its tail. Its life would end if the flame were to go out.

Jim: Hey what starter pokemon did you choose? I chose charmander!

Joey:I chose rattata, it's like in the top % of rattata...

Jim:Hey! ... You like my shorts?

by Mal's friend April 24, 2015

Charmander

-Verb
1. To refer to someone who is complaining/whining.
2. To complain/whine.

1.
John: I hate playing Mario Kart with you guys. I suck so bad.
Brynner: Charmander?

2.
John: I hate playing Mario Kart with you guys. I suck so bad.
Sean: Quit charmandering.

by Binnoob September 24, 2009

Charmander

Light pubes on fire and then put it out with your cum

I gave this chick a crazy charmander last night

by Bomboclattt January 08, 2020

Charmander

A particularly vicious red-headed whore. There have been reports of Charmanders swallowing men whole by way of their gaping and fiery vagina's.

Doug: What happened to Ted last night?

Mike: Oh he disappeared with that Charmander last night.

by charmanderlover July 02, 2010

Charmander

When you eat very spicy food and then lick someone's arsehole.

Are you ok?

No, Jeff ate a curry last night and then licked my arsehole during coitus, gave me the Charmander.

Now my arse is on fire!

by V.Near April 06, 2020