Carmakazi

A person who is reckless, unpredictable, and loathed by all on the road.

"I gotta get away from this carmakazi before he causes a wreck."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Columbian Comakazi

To put cocaine onto a girls bum-hole and sniff it off.

Mate, last night I paid that prostitute 100 dollars, took her back to my place and did the columbian comakazi all night long!!!! 'whats the columbian comakazi?' mate you rack a line of coke on a girls asshole and sniff it off - you need to keep up with the REAL!

by JohnnyBad December 27, 2011

Karmakazi

To destroy your life via the use of Karma.

I became a karmakazi when I did horrible things without regret. Karma came back to bite me in the ass.

by Jenn N. P. April 26, 2010

cumakazi

The act of ejaculating so violently that the person ejaculating passes out for a short period of time directly after finishing.

The drenched girl had to care for her comatose boyfriend after he had cumakazied on her stomach.

by Big Jag November 30, 2009

Karmakazi

A person who does something so terrible, that it could possibly destroy all their good karma.

Passenger: Dude, did you just run a red light, hit that old lady and flip off that preacher?
Driver: ...yeah...
Passenger: You are such a karmakazi

by Edititnax February 8, 2009

commakazi

A person who grossly over punctuates using commas in everything they write, whether it be e-mail, term paper, etc. Usually they are very anti dash.

"My mom is such a commakazi... I could hardly read her e-mail because there were so many commas!"

by Erin B0 June 26, 2008

cumakazi

One who sucks so much semen as to need to be taken to a Hospital Emergency Room.

Rod Stewart was an alledged cumakazi.

by DeLas Manstandin March 19, 2009