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Columbian Comakazi 

To put cocaine onto a girls bum-hole and sniff it off.
Mate, last night I paid that prostitute 100 dollars, took her back to my place and did the columbian comakazi all night long!!!! 'whats the columbian comakazi?' mate you rack a line of coke on a girls asshole and sniff it off - you need to keep up with the REAL!
Columbian Comakazi by JohnnyBad December 27, 2011
To destroy your life via the use of Karma.
I became a karmakazi when I did horrible things without regret. Karma came back to bite me in the ass.
Karmakazi by Jenn N. P. April 26, 2010
The act of ejaculating so violently that the person ejaculating passes out for a short period of time directly after finishing.
The drenched girl had to care for her comatose boyfriend after he had cumakazied on her stomach.
cumakazi by Big Jag November 30, 2009
A person who does something so terrible, that it could possibly destroy all their good karma.
Passenger: Dude, did you just run a red light, hit that old lady and flip off that preacher?
Driver: ...yeah...
Passenger: You are such a karmakazi
Karmakazi by Edititnax February 8, 2009

commakazi 

A person who grossly over punctuates using commas in everything they write, whether it be e-mail, term paper, etc. Usually they are very anti dash.
"My mom is such a commakazi... I could hardly read her e-mail because there were so many commas!"
commakazi by Erin B0 June 26, 2008
One who sucks so much semen as to need to be taken to a Hospital Emergency Room.
Rod Stewart was an alledged cumakazi.
cumakazi by DeLas Manstandin March 19, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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