Carltan

Carltan is a person with a loving heart and cares for others, while he is also has a extra large penis and gets all the pussy he needs and is genuinely very good with the ladies and is very sexy and hot

Person 1:yo that person is very hot
Person 2: oh yeah that's carltan

Carltan by Big daddypomp November 22, 2021

carltoncourtcunt 

a specialist in institutional abuse of the elderly and vulnerable

My Mother is a victim of carltoncourtcunt at £1200 per week. Is this privatised national socialism

carltoncourtcunt by clavecin1716 November 11, 2018

Carlton Draught 

Best.Beer.Ever!

Carlton Draught is celebrating its 150 years of being in existence here in Australia. Its brewed in Melbourne Australia at Carlton United Breweries and is available at the majority of Pubs and Clubs Australia wide. Typically its a Australian beer that is a all rounder, in saying that it goes with food or just having a beer for the sake of it, it's really smooth Draught beer especially served cold.

The beer is good from a can or glass, However the ultimate way to enjoy it, is from your local Pub or Bar in a Glass.

I'll have a pint of Carlton Draught mate!
Or
Pass us a tinnie of some Carlton Draught mate!

Carlton Draught by The_Phantom1337 September 20, 2014

CAROTAN 

CAROTAN is a ship. The best ship!

OMG I STAN CAROTAN!

CAROTAN by Carotan September 17, 2019

Barbara Cartland 

This is a British expression of contempt. The original Barbara Cartland was a British female author who wrote incredibly predictable, dated chick lit; she was well-known for a number of reasons:-
She had the longest entry in “Who’s Who”;
She believed that, despite her age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male sex;
Under no circumstances could she possibly be wrong;

The meaning has now broadened and is used to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge etc. Should you meet one usher her into the nearest padded cell with a forked vermin stick and arrange for NASA to send her on a probe to Jupiter.

Kim’s had a letter published in a free newspaper, now she’s acting like she’s an ace reporter!
Stupid munter! What a Barbara Cartland!

Barbara Cartland by AKACroatalin March 11, 2019

Sloppy Carlton 

Similar to a Hot Carl, a Sloppy Carlton is when you defecate on someone's face, but instead of more or less solid shit, it comes out as explosive diarrhea.

I was going to Hot Carl my girlfriend, but I had the basil chicken from Thai Bowl earlier... It ended up being a Sloppy Carlton.

Sloppy Carlton by Abe Vigoda's Ghost June 26, 2009

vanessa carlton 

Possibly the most underrated artist ever... after her big hit "A Thousand Miles" people thought her an untalented teenybopper, but shes actually very talented... Just listen to her new album, Harmonium. I really hope she comes back into the spotlight, she deserves it.

ME: Wow, I love Vanessa Carlton's new CD!
UNEDUCATED PERSON: Vanessa who?

vanessa carlton by Yeayeayouknowit November 14, 2005