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A Mythical sex creature. One who fucks many bitches because of his swag. Is multi-talented and is often the star of many sports teams, and a real life action hero. Have you seen "Taken"? Its like that, plus he fucks bitches. The epitome of a studmuffin.
Bystander #1: Holy shit! Did Carlton just cut the head off that dragon?
Bystander #2: Yeah and now he's fucking your mom!

Bystander #1: (tear) I'm honored...
by weentits October 12, 2011
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Jul 1 Word of the Day
sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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Taken from the character Carlton from Fresh Prince. A Black man that follows the steriotypes of a white man rather than black steriotypes.
by m-dubya March 07, 2005
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a lovely guy, who generally cares about his friends.

he is good in bed and easy to please; but is not always faithful to his partners.

but damn, he is HOT.
carlton walks past..

I WOULD
by but.head78 August 20, 2010
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A Carlton is defined by his extreme generosity and ability to put his friends before himself. The invisible force of positiveness in every scenario imaginable.

A Carlton is an alter form of the word chauffeur. He usually provides premium class driving service to friends, with an intention to charge an expensive price but never succeeds.

Carlton can be annoying and destructive in imposing his philosopy on everything, mainly because they are truthful and helpful. Carlton spends time contemplating about life.

In a nutshell, Carlton would be better off offering himself the service he offers to the people around him.
Scenario A: A and B both have assignments on due within 3 hours. B asked A for help. A spend 2.5 hours writing B's assignment and rushed his own in half an hour.

A: Here is your assignment.
B: Thank you for being such a Carlton! I love you!

Scenario B:
Best person alive! WIN!

Scenario C:
Carlton stop telling to quit drugs!




by Chaka-chaka April 24, 2009
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Taken from the character Carlton from Fresh Prince. A Black man that follows the stereotypes of a white man rather than black steriotypes...

...a definition deemed totally acceptable to all but black males named Carlton with what can be deemed a middle class upbringing / outlook and therefore don't swagger around acting the nigger or faking an accent to help put others at ease with thier presence / mentality.
"you're actually called carlton." giggles,"Can you do the dance?"

slap...

"nope"
by ttransfer February 11, 2008
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Carlton is a guy who really cares about his friends and will take a beating for them and from them. He is a shoulder to lean on and will never stab you in the back. He is one of the sweetest guys you will ever meet and once he cares about you he'd do anything for you.
Carlton's besti: hey will you go get me food
Carlton: sure what ya want
Carlton's besti: Mc Donalds

Carlton: sure
by beautiful goddess April 05, 2015
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