Cardiocock

Man whose heart exists solely within his penis.

After the first few nights, he began to have feelings for me and get serious.

Wow...what a cardiocock!

by Tark A. October 12, 2010

Cardiofuck

High intensity sexual intercourse for an extended period of time that has the same health benefits as cardiovascular exercise

Mike and Amy stayed home to cardiofuck on the kitchen table for 2 hours instead of going to the gym to exercise

by Paralel January 9, 2009

Cardio Cock

That sweet spot where a guy has enough to drink not to have whiskey dick but, can last more than 10 minutes.

Girl 1: Yeah the sex was great and he went all night. Girl 2: Yeah your man had Cardio Cock .

by Charles-n-charge January 11, 2020

cardiofuck

The process of opening a person's chest in some way (examples: Knife, axe, saw, etc.) and then removing their heart through a process of your choosing (example: Cutting it out, Tearing it out, Pulling it out, Chewing it out.) and then proceeding to have sex with the heart, preferrably using the holes in the atrium or ventricles. This can be performed on a living or dead person or other subject that has a heart, including animals.

"The Mortician was sent to prision for cardiofucking over 100 of his female cadavers."

by Thebreadedninja September 29, 2006

Cardiocoochprivate

Ended everyone. Including manny flop

“Omg did you see Cardiocoochprivate?”
“Yeah he ended that wetback”

by Eoww123 August 1, 2021