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cardiofuck 

The process of opening a person's chest in some way (examples: Knife, axe, saw, etc.) and then removing their heart through a process of your choosing (example: Cutting it out, Tearing it out, Pulling it out, Chewing it out.) and then proceeding to have sex with the heart, preferrably using the holes in the atrium or ventricles. This can be performed on a living or dead person or other subject that has a heart, including animals.
"The Mortician was sent to prision for cardiofucking over 100 of his female cadavers."
cardiofuck by Thebreadedninja September 29, 2006
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Cardiocock 

Man whose heart exists solely within his penis.
After the first few nights, he began to have feelings for me and get serious.

Wow...what a cardiocock!
Cardiocock by Tark A. October 12, 2010

carofuckenleena 

Carofuckenleena is the nickname your weird artist friend Carolina would give her herself.

Usually associates with girls who act like they're on crack and probably secretly are.
Carofuckenleenas are interesting friends that always manage to make you feel smarter than you actually are because they are that stupid.

A lot of them are also crazy bisexual freaks who you can't help but love.
Guy1: ooo dude that girls actually hot and she looks like a Brittany.

Guy2: nah dude she's a carofuckenleena.

Guy1: oh nevermind.....

Guy2: she'll probably give you some crack tho

Guy3:. Betttt
carofuckenleena by CrackKwee December 29, 2019
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022