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Derived from 'end' describing someone as very drunk - heard in and around Birmingham in England but might be more wide spread.
Bob: I'm getting ended tonight!
Jim: Yeah, let's get ended and pull some fit birds!
ended by V2 December 23, 2004
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To end oneself, or to be ended. To have an acident, or meet with a misfortunate incident resulting in injury or serious bodily harm.
"Shit man,he's a toser, I'm going to end him"- "Gosh, I do find that gentleman over there rather unpleasant, I think I shall have to resort to violence"
ended by Kate June 11, 2003
1. The final outcome of Crouch's Life.
2. Destroy remains of all existence, in forms of self esteem, confidence, pleasure.
3. Born with inhibitated physical features including red hair, tiny willy, flat/almost unseeable nipples, red pubs.
4. Can only be performed by superior authority i.e. anyone except crouch.
5. Rodrigo, our lord and saviour shall return to defy critics and officially end crouch to restore peace to the universe.
6. Crouch loves shuttlecocks.
*Note: Often taken place in a certain fraction of the universe, mainly Ended Corner.
It is the end for crouch, he has finally been ended, the wrold has rejoiced and is now celebrating, especially the bandits.

Till the end of time, i shall never be ended.

A reckless bandit can never be ended.
Ended by Bandit One June 4, 2011
a girl after getting penetrated so hard and deep can physically not walk anymore and has lost the will to live.
yo have you see katie she was definitely ended.
Ended by 388389292 November 17, 2020
A way of metaphorically terminating someone, verbally; And/Or to bash someone verbally practically "Ending" Them/ FINAL MEANING: to terminate someones career by exposing them.
Girl: Did you hear that girl lost 100k followers on tiktok because she was problematic and called out by that other tiktoker?

Girl 2: Yes girl! She totally ended her.
Ended by whatwouldgaypeoplesay January 7, 2023

Ended up in Japan 

To mistakenly believe your period is over and not wear a pad or tampon..and wake up in a bloody spot symbolizing a Japanese flag.
I thought my period was over but I was wrong and ended up in Japan again smh

ended up with the gum 

when you kiss someone with gum in their mouth and the gum ends up in your mouth.

Can also be used to describe something crazy.
Guy number one: what happened last night?
Guy number two: Long story short, I totally ended up with the gum.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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