Cardiofuck 

High intensity sexual intercourse for an extended period of time that has the same health benefits as cardiovascular exercise

Mike and Amy stayed home to cardiofuck on the kitchen table for 2 hours instead of going to the gym to exercise

Cardiofuck by Paralel January 9, 2009

cardiofuck 

The process of opening a person's chest in some way (examples: Knife, axe, saw, etc.) and then removing their heart through a process of your choosing (example: Cutting it out, Tearing it out, Pulling it out, Chewing it out.) and then proceeding to have sex with the heart, preferrably using the holes in the atrium or ventricles. This can be performed on a living or dead person or other subject that has a heart, including animals.

"The Mortician was sent to prision for cardiofucking over 100 of his female cadavers."

cardiofuck by Thebreadedninja September 29, 2006

Cardiocock 

Man whose heart exists solely within his penis.

After the first few nights, he began to have feelings for me and get serious.

Wow...what a cardiocock!

Cardiocock by Tark A. October 12, 2010

carofuckenleena 

Carofuckenleena is the nickname your weird artist friend Carolina would give her herself.

Usually associates with girls who act like they're on crack and probably secretly are.
Carofuckenleenas are interesting friends that always manage to make you feel smarter than you actually are because they are that stupid.

A lot of them are also crazy bisexual freaks who you can't help but love.

Guy1: ooo dude that girls actually hot and she looks like a Brittany.

Guy2: nah dude she's a carofuckenleena.

Guy1: oh nevermind.....

Guy2: she'll probably give you some crack tho

Guy3:. Betttt

carofuckenleena by CrackKwee December 29, 2019