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Rez car [piece of shit car]

A car that can be started with a screwdriver. Plastic covering one or more windows. Mirrors may be missing or secured with duct tape. Brake lights may covered with red tape. Has a rag for a gas cap. Four bald tires. A car long passed it's prime.
That piece of shit your driving is a real rez car.

piece of shit car 

A 1994 white Chevrolet Corsica with iron-oxide ground effects, maroon interior, and a "Service Engine Soon" indicator that never goes off.
Hey, I own a piece of shit car. Gimme some candy.

piece of shit car 

A white trash or ghetto classic vehicle, sometimes referred to as a hoopty or by older generations as a jalopy, but more properly referring to an embarrassing or a less-than-desirable automobile. Although a term with no specific origin, the popular song "Ode To My Car" by Adam Sandler helped to define what is also sometimes referred to as a POS.
From ODE TO MY CAR:

Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin' pile of shit
Never gets me very far
piece of shit car by raramos September 6, 2008

piece of shit car 

gregs fucking gay blue seca
look at that filthy dirty smelling piece of shit, no wonder why he dont get sluts, not even selina
piece of shit car by bhb September 9, 2003

piece of shit car 

"my ex drives a piece of shit car"
"what kind of car is it?"
"a civic"
piece of shit car by oktonii October 23, 2020
1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments
Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.
carpie by antipatches3030 January 8, 2004
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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