Car-pie

1. Oral sex performed on the female driver of a moving vehicle. Female specific analog to Road Head.

2. Road-head for bitches.

"I got some car-pie from my boyfriend, Woody, on the drive down to Atlanta last week."

by irrelephant April 23, 2010

Rez car [piece of shit car]

A car that can be started with a screwdriver. Plastic covering one or more windows. Mirrors may be missing or secured with duct tape. Brake lights may covered with red tape. Has a rag for a gas cap. Four bald tires. A car long passed it's prime.

That piece of shit your driving is a real rez car.

by Resdawg2 May 30, 2005

piece of shit car

A 1994 white Chevrolet Corsica with iron-oxide ground effects, maroon interior, and a "Service Engine Soon" indicator that never goes off.

Hey, I own a piece of shit car. Gimme some candy.

by Jeeves baby, just Jeeves November 5, 2003

piece of shit car

A white trash or ghetto classic vehicle, sometimes referred to as a hoopty or by older generations as a jalopy, but more properly referring to an embarrassing or a less-than-desirable automobile. Although a term with no specific origin, the popular song "Ode To My Car" by Adam Sandler helped to define what is also sometimes referred to as a POS.

From ODE TO MY CAR:

Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin' pile of shit
Never gets me very far

by raramos September 6, 2008

piece of shit car

gregs fucking gay blue seca

look at that filthy dirty smelling piece of shit, no wonder why he dont get sluts, not even selina

by bhb September 9, 2003

piece of shit car

a civic

"my ex drives a piece of shit car"
"what kind of car is it?"
"a civic"

by oktonii October 23, 2020

carpie

1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments

Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.

by antipatches3030 January 8, 2004