antipatches3030's definitions

fake-me-out

Girl who looks good from a distance, enough to cause you to loudly proclaim admiration, only to reveal upon closer inspection to possess a busted grill.

I thought I wanted to poon Mary, but on closer inspection she has a busted grill and was merely a total fake-me-out.

by antipatches3030 January 12, 2004

cuttyrita

Perfect summer cocktail:
2 parts pabst blue ribbon
1 part cutty sark whiskey
2 parts margarita mix
squeeze of lemon
sprinkle of ground cinnamon

Damn barkeep, now THIS is a fine cuttyrita!

by antipatches3030 January 9, 2004

sniggle

1. to search fruitlessly for an illusive trouser snake with one's hand

1. Carla sniggled for hours, but was unable to find Sam's junk.

by antipatches3030 January 8, 2004

carpie

1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments

Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.

by antipatches3030 January 8, 2004