1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments
Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.
Perfect summer cocktail:
2 parts pabst blue ribbon
1 part cutty sark whiskey
2 parts margarita mix
squeeze of lemon
sprinkle of ground cinnamon
Damn barkeep, now THIS is a fine cuttyrita!