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Pulling a Carpiee 

Pulling a carpiee is when you try wasting over 3 hours of your life playing mobile games on a 3rd world country.
Damn it, It's 11 PM and he's pulling a carpiee
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One who is extremely cowardly, oily, and horribly sunburned. A "carpee" typically has bangs and uses yogurt and lotion interchangeably.
I saw her eating lotion earlier, she must be a carpee.
carpee by carpee July 20, 2018

Carpheet 

The amputated feet of a funny girl with a great behind and a wonderful personality. I find they smell rather delightful.
g: Can i have my carpheet back?

b: No.
Carpheet by Carphe October 25, 2020

carpinelli 

Carpinelli is a fucking legend
carpinelli by JasonXx298 December 5, 2020
1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments
Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.
carpie by antipatches3030 January 8, 2004
I love carpie
carpie by Anonymous October 6, 2003