carpie

1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments

Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.

by antipatches3030 January 8, 2004

carpie

a boy someone loves

I love carpie

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Carpie

A fishy situation,

Someone seeming very innocent but really dangerous

I got into a carpie thats why im late

Jordan seems kinda carpie

by uwuaca January 13, 2022

carpie

a freckled fag man-whore who likes to cock and ball it up.

Don't be carpie

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

Carpet python

The dick of a couch.

Look, I’m not trying to yuck anyone’s yum here if you’re all wild about carpet pythons, I just wanna sit.

by Skyfire1228 June 16, 2018

Carpe Cannabis

To sieze, pluck, enjoy or make use of the Cannabis. 🔥💨

🔥 If you love CANNABIS think CARPE CANNABIS.

🔥 When you get that DANK scream out CARPE CANNABIS and enjoy the high with no worries.

🔥When your enjoying your HIGH think CARPE CANNABIS

by ClassicRonnie June 12, 2019

Carpe Diem Cras

meaning Seize The Day Tomorrow,
This word is in Latin (The Dead Language) and is associated with Carpe Diem meaning Seize The Day....but Carpe Diem Cras is the exact opposite, sometimes used by procrastinators.

Carpe Diem Cras

by Double Soul April 1, 2009