caplinker

When your friend says he/she is going to take a blinker but proceeds to cap and not do a real blinker

(Make the dab pen battery flash, usually 10 second hit then it blinks)

"Yo jordan imma take a blinker before this val game!" "Russel send me a vid then of you taking a blinker"

"RUSEEL YOU'RE CAPPING THAT SHIT DIDNT BLINK! BROS TAKING CAPLINKERS!)

caplinker by perc30gang June 27, 2023

Suck My Clinkers 

A lovely way to tell someone to suck your dry hairy balls

Boddy: Dave, you bellend! This brew taste likes shit!!
Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers

Suck My Clinkers by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

The Clinker

A word old-timers use to refer to the local town jail.

The other day, Pappy told me the story about being arrested after shooting off flares on the Fourth of July. "Them cops came and carried me right off to the clinker," he said.

The Clinker by georgemrns08 February 11, 2015

Clinkers 

Dry hairy balls

I need my Clinkers wetting

Clinkers by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

canlicker 

a person who creeps out the "beer cart" lady on the golf course by licking cans.

We had a canlicker in our foursome, so we only saw the beer cart once for our round.

canlicker by mmbtang July 6, 2014

clinkers 

Hardened excrement sticking to anal hair. Particularly problematic for long-haired animals.

Get the comb, our cat has clinkers again!

clinkers by Anonymous April 18, 2003

clinker 

A small peice of shit that is attacted to a anus hair, commonly called a "Dingle Berry"

clinker by Anonymous May 8, 2003