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When your friend says he/she is going to take a blinker but proceeds to cap and not do a real blinker

(Make the dab pen battery flash, usually 10 second hit then it blinks)

"Yo jordan imma take a blinker before this val game!" "Russel send me a vid then of you taking a blinker"

"RUSEEL YOU'RE CAPPING THAT SHIT DIDNT BLINK! BROS TAKING CAPLINKERS!)

caplinker by perc30gang June 27, 2023

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Suck My Clinkers

A lovely way to tell someone to suck your dry hairy balls

Boddy: Dave, you bellend! This brew taste likes shit!!
Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers

Suck My Clinkers by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

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The Clinker

A word old-timers use to refer to the local town jail.

The other day, Pappy told me the story about being arrested after shooting off flares on the Fourth of July. "Them cops came and carried me right off to the clinker," he said.

The Clinker by georgemrns08 February 11, 2015

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Clinkers

Dry hairy balls

I need my Clinkers wetting

Clinkers by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

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canlicker

a person who creeps out the "beer cart" lady on the golf course by licking cans.

We had a canlicker in our foursome, so we only saw the beer cart once for our round.

canlicker by mmbtang July 6, 2014

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clinkers

Hardened excrement sticking to anal hair. Particularly problematic for long-haired animals.

Get the comb, our cat has clinkers again!

clinkers by Anonymous April 18, 2003

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clinker

A small peice of shit that is attacted to a anus hair, commonly called a "Dingle Berry"

clinker by Anonymous May 8, 2003

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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