Capdi

A 7ft Lanky Somalian Pirate Who fingers girls in cinemas with his 9cm fingers he usually wonders around in the middle of the night in cov and chills outside primary schools he’s malnourished and Carry’s a sword to rob people he supports Chelsea and sits in the disabled area people say he Smells like BO and Burger Sauce and can’t cook Beware CAPDI🥶

Is that slender man? No it’s just Capdi

Apparently In Cov we have our own Purple Aki yeah his name is Capdi 🥶

Capdi by FOOTYGCMEMES November 22, 2021

Jump in the Cadillac

Tommyinnits worst nightmare

This is house

Donation: jump in the Cadillac
Tommy: jump out the Cadillac and jump off a bridge

Jump in the cadillac help

Jump in the Cadillac by Quackityisaipadkid July 1, 2021

Rip Candice 

Dont ask someone who candice is!!!

Person 1: Rip candice 🕊
Person 2: Who is Candice??
Person 1: Candice d!ck fit in your mouth

Rip Candice by coolid April 8, 2021

Cadillac Draw 

The maximum canteen draw allowed per month in prison.

Ex. 1

Prosecutor: What was the amount of money that was sent by a money order here?

Enriquez: $60, about the maximum canteen draw allowed per month, what we call a Cadillac draw.

Rene 'Boxer' Enriquez, USA v. Jaimez, September 12, 2018.

Ex. 2

Lil Smiley: Odelay vato! Just paid a visit to the canteen! I got six soups, five candy bars, four bags of chips, three mints, two packs of gum, and a partridge in a pear tree!

Spider: Damn fool! You pulled a Cadillac Draw! I'll trade you a couple fuck books and a fifi for the candy bars!

Cadillac Draw by FAIMnatic October 23, 2020

Jump in the Cadillac

Tommyinnits famous thing

Fan: "jump in the Cadillac"
Tommy: "die"

Jump in the Cadillac by Imasussybaka August 1, 2021

jump in the cadillac

basically Tommys worst nightmare

Dono/Donation: “Jump in the cadillac girl put some miles on it”

Tommy: AHAHHAHSHSHDJFISN FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

After the dono disappears: OK ANYWAYS

jump in the cadillac by dreamsmp dictionary writer August 9, 2021

Cadillac Pussy 

This is a very luxurious vagina that a lot of people wish they could own, but only very few people can actually afford. It (the vagina) not only looks fantastic, but also feels exceptional on the inside.

I know that woman has a "Cadillac Pussy" but I just can't afford it.

Cadillac Pussy by Hank Jr. June 12, 2013