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tommys.bluepremiumblonde by I like yogurt March 31, 2021
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tommys_magical_dildo by Denisfdsfas December 25, 2007
Tommys Jaws
Tommys Jaws by The rither January 12, 2021
Two Nights At Tommys
A video game based of fnaf, using characters: Tommy - moves from sons room to candaces room on 1st / 2nd night
Candace - has a chance to get taken by tommy, as the night guard, you have to contact doris to get her back
Candace - has a chance to get taken by tommy, as the night guard, you have to contact doris to get her back
Two Nights At Tommys by WilliamWorks644 July 28, 2024
Tommy McMurtry
"I'm not saying that Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, I'm just saying that we don't really know"
Tommy McMurtry by InsectUncle June 2, 2019
tommy mcmurtry
This man is likely very insecure about his kinks. As of late, rumors have finally arisen about his attraction towards pumpkins. This insecurity has become considered his motivation for all of his prior and future homophobic comments. If this is the case, he must be very insecure about this; as he has gone out of his way to plan and advertise an anti-LGBT conference during pride week.
Friend 1: “Dude you have some weird kinks.”
Friend 2: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”
Friend 2: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”
tommy mcmurtry by Too_Lazy_to_Make_a_Name June 2, 2019
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.