tommys

world famous (to LA) chilli fries and burgers. smells like armpit but addictive as crack cocaine.

by ... July 2, 2003

tommys.bluepremiumblonde

I tik toker on tik tok that is kind,supports LGBTQ+ and supports animal lives matter:)

Hey have you followed @tommys.bluepremiumblonde ok tik tok yet?

by I like yogurt March 31, 2021

tommys_magical_dildo

Famous mythological dildo used in IRC chats.

/me shoves tommys_magical_dildo into $nick.

by Denisfdsfas December 25, 2007

Tommys Jaws

When you have a passion for penis rather than taking a punch for mike tyson

I would rather have tommys jaws than take a punch from mike tyson

by The rither January 12, 2021

Two Nights At Tommys

A video game based of fnaf, using characters: Tommy - moves from sons room to candaces room on 1st / 2nd night
Candace - has a chance to get taken by tommy, as the night guard, you have to contact doris to get her back

Two Nights At Tommys Is Fatherless

by WilliamWorks644 July 28, 2024

Tommy McMurtry

A deeply homophobic/ transphobic bigoted man. May or may not be sexually attracted to pumpkins.

"I'm not saying that Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, I'm just saying that we don't really know"

by InsectUncle June 2, 2019

tommy mcmurtry

This man is likely very insecure about his kinks. As of late, rumors have finally arisen about his attraction towards pumpkins. This insecurity has become considered his motivation for all of his prior and future homophobic comments. If this is the case, he must be very insecure about this; as he has gone out of his way to plan and advertise an anti-LGBT conference during pride week.

Friend 1: “Dude you have some weird kinks.”

Friend 2: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”

by Too_Lazy_to_Make_a_Name June 2, 2019