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An Asshole in a ball cap. A miserable unhappy jerk who is less than pleasant to his girlfriend...wears ball cap to hide the big donkey head that is attached to his fat human body.
Any town, any time, any place USA you can find some dude acting or looking like a cap dick.
by Tara Jacobs February 01, 2008
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