Canticles 

Tentacles coming out of your vagina.

"Do you have canticles?"
"Why yes I do. They're purple!"

Canticles by pu-rr February 8, 2012

cunticles 

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.

Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!

cunticles by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

casticle 

A name for someone who is both a dick and a pussy at the same time, implying that they were castrated

Person 1: Did you hear about Samantha’s boyfriend?

Person 2: Yeah, hes a total casticle

casticle by I’m Trans and my life is sad September 3, 2023

Cantilever 

Grand Design's, Kevin McCloud's, favorite word describing an architectural object only supported on one end.

My dick cantilevered towards her pussy.

Cantilever by kev-in.bants October 13, 2019

Catsicles

frozen treats for your cat.u

it was hot yesterday, so mary and anna made catsicles for there two cats.

Catsicles by fuckthathotass69 July 6, 2018

chinticles 

When a person, through age or through excess fat, develops twin lobes just behind their chin which resemble the male genital organs.

Check out those chinticles!

chinticles by Wylie June 24, 2003

cunticle 

A singular piece of dry crusty mucus that collects around the cunt lips of elderly women

Bob was fucking his grandmother when he noticed a rough abrasive sensation; he looked down and found his penis being stripped by her filthy cunticles

cunticle by The Shaven Weasel January 7, 2005