Cacticle

Human testicles that have not been shaved in a few days, and are therefore prickly like a cactus.

I won't won't even suck a dick if he's got cacticles.

by SurfPuppy October 30, 2018

casticle

A name for someone who is both a dick and a pussy at the same time, implying that they were castrated

Person 1: Did you hear about Samantha’s boyfriend?

Person 2: Yeah, hes a total casticle

by I’m Trans and my life is sad September 3, 2023

Canticles

Tentacles coming out of your vagina.

"Do you have canticles?"
"Why yes I do. They're purple!"

by pu-rr February 8, 2012

caticle

n. the red ring directly around your actual nipple. Commonly misunderstood as of the nipple, is actually an entire being on its own.

Man, I wouldn't mind licking her caticles.

by Amazin April 19, 2005

Casticle

A term used to describe someone who both acts like a dick and a pussy at the same time. The term comes from castrate, imlpying they still have a dick but don’t have any balls.

Person #1: Have you met Greg?

Person #2: Yeah, he’s such a casticle. He acts like a big Macho man and is obnoxious about it but is scared of a tiny spider

by TheFieryObsequiousness September 3, 2023

Cactile Dysfunction

When you're trying to have sex with a chick, but her legs are so hairy/spiky that you can't keep an erection.

"Dude, I got her pants off, and I rubbed her legs and I suddenly had an extreme case of cactile dysfunction."

by iamcurbappeal October 26, 2009

Canticle

One of the best original music bands of the 1980's, well ahead of their time.

Canticle is the baddest and you know it!

by Wills the gnome April 6, 2003