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casticle
A name for someone who is both a dick and a pussy at the same time, implying that they were castrated
casticle by I’m Trans and my life is sad September 3, 2023
Catsicles
Catsicles by fuckthathotass69 July 6, 2018
Canticles
cuticle
a cuticle is a little white colored thing between the bottom of your nail and your skin. Some people have cuticles that grow up pretty far onto their nail. Many people push theirs down and some people have cuticles you can't really see.
cuticle by Franky F J 23 September 26, 2008
claticle
Fixing the incorrect position of one's testicles, by the means of using trouser pockets, with the intention of nobody realising that what you're doing is inappropriate in a formal situation.
Thought to self: *One of my balls is in the leg of my pants, I should probably claticle*
Boss: "Grab the file over there"
You: *silenence* "Yes of course, there's no reason for me not to walk, it's not like my scrotum is in an uncomfortable position"
Boss: "Grab the file over there"
You: *silenence* "Yes of course, there's no reason for me not to walk, it's not like my scrotum is in an uncomfortable position"
claticle by NinjaSorter October 6, 2012
Lip cuticle
When one smiles a deep ridge in ones cheeks will appear. Along with that ridge a slight crinkle appears. This slight crinkle, which becomes white, forms the lip cuticle of ones mouth. The lip cuticle can become white and agitated when not well taken care of. It is necessary for lip cuticle balm to soothe the area after too much laughter.
"I laughed so hard at a joke the other day that my lip cuticles started to hurt."
"You should really get yourself some prescription lip cuticle balm."
"Great idea!"
"You should really get yourself some prescription lip cuticle balm."
"Great idea!"
Lip cuticle by vintagececilia November 8, 2011
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"