Cantanope

A double negative assertion combining can not and nope. When there is 0% chance that something will happen. An emphatic NO. Coined during an enlightened mushroom trip by the legendary couple Vince and Grace the term is often used by high intellects and geniuses as one word answer to ridiculous questions.

Chad the traitor: Can you hire me in your new company?

Vince: Cantanope!

by VncGrc129 November 24, 2021

broken cantaloupe

A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place

Man, Judy was so horny last night her pussy looked like a broken cantaloupe.

by Club April 11, 2015

Cantelope

The slower, less entusiastic, and overall pessimistic version of the antelope.

Cantelopes can run at three and a quarter yards per hour

by Bobthelobster March 6, 2022

cantaloupe weenie

During the engagement of sexual intercourse, one's penis might "slip out" and come into contact with a non-penetrable area, resulting in a "broken penis". After some time the penis in question will become inflamed and swollen imitating a sort of bulge, or cantaloupe shape on the shaft of the penis or weenie.

"Last night i was getting it on when all of a sudden i slipped out and nailed her taint. I think i broke my dick, man I'm going to have a fat cantaloupe weenie."

by mcslezzy March 6, 2009

Cantalopus

Extremely round in nature and large; Freakishly large

Shelby has cantalopus pantyloons; Steve-0 has cantalopus balls

by Nutzzz-0 June 16, 2012

cantankerous

Hard to get along with, troublesome

She was in a very cantankerous mood, and would not obey

by Rachel December 10, 2004

Cantanip

It's like catnip but has crack mixed into it.

Yo me and Blake's cat bout to go do some Cantanip, you in?

by Benis100 May 15, 2020