Definitions by Bobthelobster
Small Talk
The mild exchange of information between two or more people. The contents of the information is entirely comprised of facts all parties were already aware of. If there is an exchange of opinion it must be a shared opinion.
Small Talk by Bobthelobster May 7, 2022
Prince Charming
The prince from Cinderella who has a massive foot fettish. He falls in love with a girl with glass slippers. Then he marches around the entire kingdom looking at every single girls’ foot. Until finally he finds the girl with the best feet.
Prince Charming by Bobthelobster May 7, 2022
El Gallo Del Muerte
THE CHICKEN…………..OF DEATH
El Gallo Del Muerte is an ancient being not unlike the lovecraftian eldritch horrors. He has a few powers that include immunity to death, instant insanity eyes, and fire balls. One glance from him will instantly disintegrate you to but a pile of dust. Sometimes however, he will completely turn you inside out. This is not any morenor less effective than disintegration but it does provide some variety for El Gallo Del Muerte. He can also set your head on fire. Despite this immense power, he has one weakness…
Waffles.
If given a freshly cooked waffle (he will only except homemade and eggo waffles) he will teleport away with his loot. In his place will he left an acod llama. Its quite simplistic, they spit acid.
El Gallo Del Muerte is an ancient being not unlike the lovecraftian eldritch horrors. He has a few powers that include immunity to death, instant insanity eyes, and fire balls. One glance from him will instantly disintegrate you to but a pile of dust. Sometimes however, he will completely turn you inside out. This is not any morenor less effective than disintegration but it does provide some variety for El Gallo Del Muerte. He can also set your head on fire. Despite this immense power, he has one weakness…
Waffles.
If given a freshly cooked waffle (he will only except homemade and eggo waffles) he will teleport away with his loot. In his place will he left an acod llama. Its quite simplistic, they spit acid.
El Gallo Del Muerte by Bobthelobster May 7, 2022
Extreme Ironing
A fast paced sport where competitors must have the overall dexterity needed for pressing pants and mental and physical constitution necessary for extreme locations. Some location suggestions are large volcanos, the amazon rainforest, and the mariana trench. Clothing suggestions include Calvin Klein shirts, ties with beagles on them, and the super tight khakis you only get on for christmas dinner and other family gatherings.
Extreme Ironing by Bobthelobster March 15, 2022
Confuzzled
A word hybrid of “confused” and “puzzled” meant to be used in times of ignorance but not total blissful unawerness. Should never be used to describe others, only oneself.
This worksheet makes me extremely confuzzled.
Confuzzled by Bobthelobster March 15, 2022
Cantelope
Cantelope by Bobthelobster March 6, 2022